Danny DeVito
“A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.”
“The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.”
“You were a big fish in a small pond but this here is the ocean and you’re drowning. Take my advice, go back to Puddleville - you'll be happy there.”
“If you want to talk to somebody honestly, as a human being, ask him about his kids. Find out what his dreams are - just to find out, for no other reason. Because as soon as you lay your hands on a conversation to steer it, it's not a conversation anymore, it's a pitch. And you're not a human being, you're a marketing rep.”
“I'm saying you've already done plenty of things to regret, you just don't know what they are. It's when you discover them, when you see the folly in something you've done and you wish that you had it to do over, but it's too late. So you pick that thing up and carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you, you really don't matter in the end. Then you will gain character because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face.”
“All I know is the choices you make dictate the life you lead. "To thine own self be true."”