Lindsay Lohan
βIt was the first time I realized that absolute reality could be so much more fun than fantasy.β
βI sunk into a depression only Hamlet would recognize.β
"All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you."
"Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier."
"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it."