“The things that people in love do to each other, they remember. If they stay together, it's not because they forget. It's because they forgive.”
“I think she has a weight clause in her pre-nuptual deal.”
"Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
“A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.”
“I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.”
“When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
“Life after death is as improbable as sex after marriage.”
"I won't be closer to you, and I won't love you more, because of a piece of paper."
“When you marry someone, you want them to want to do the things you want to do.”
"Lady Lyndon was soon to occupy a place in Barry's life not very much more important than the elegant carpets and pictures that would form the pleasant background of his existence."