Think Like a Man
“All this waiting for better is making you bitter.”
“We’re kind of like dogs, you see. You pet us, we’ll be loyal to you forever.”
“Boys shack, men build homes.”
“If Ford Motor Company waits 90 days to pass out the benefits package, why won’t women wait?”
”Men respect women who have standards – get some!”
“Don’t hate the player, change the game.”
“What do you call the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.”