“Her favor changes with her moods, for she is a woman.”
“I always see men the way I want to see them.”
“Cool smart chicks like that require persistence.”
"Some women bring happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go."
“Betcha that chick’s two tons of fun. You know, the grateful type.”
"Women don't want to be understood. They want to be loved."
“A woman’s whole life in a single day. Just one day. And in that day - her whole life.”
“Any man who thinks he knows the mind of a woman is a man who knows nothing.”
"It is a waste of time trying to logically figure out the female brain."
“The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time.”