“All women are wonders because they reduce all men to the obvious.”
"Women got a certain number of parties in their system and they've just got to get them out."
“A man doesn't tell a woman what to do. She tells herself.”
“Women are never at ease when they have ideas.”
“Women are sometimes very unpredictable.”
“Pa gave me a piece of advice that ain't never failed me yet. Son, he says, if you ever fool around with a woman, always hide a dollar in the toe of your boot and you'll come out a dollar to the good. That is, Pa says, if you keep your boots on.”
“You have no idea what a long-legged girl can do without doing anything.”
"There are some things a woman doesn't want another woman to understand."
“You don't know very much about girls. The best ones aren't as good as you probably think they are and the bad ones aren't as bad.”
“They say a moonlit deck is a woman’s business office.”