Work
“Working hard or hardly working?”
“We all have responsibilities in life. You may think owning the Har-de-Har Joke Shop is all drudgery – unwrapping dribble glasses, checking doggie dew, inventory. But I wuv it. You’ll see, work can be fun.”
“A man worried about his job is bound to play favorites.”
“This is a world where everybody's got to do something. Somebody laid down this rule that everybody's got to do something, they got to be something. You know, a dentist, a glider pilot, a narc, a janitor, a preacher, all that. Sometimes I just get tired of thinking of all the things that I don't want to do. All the things that I don't want to be.”
“Something happens to a man when he puts on a necktie. Cuts off all the oxygen to his brain.”
"It's not just a job, it's an adventure."
"There's plain few problems that can't be solved with a little sweat and hard work."
“If work has no intention, it’s not work at all. It’s an empty motion.”
“24 hours a day, seven days a week, no job is too big, no fee is too big.”
“Don’t think of it as work. The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.”