2013 was a tough year for funny quotes. However, here are some lines from the films of 2013 that we thought were pretty funny. Perhaps funny-ish. Enjoy.
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"Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet."
Lone Survivor (2013) – Shane Patton (Alexander Ludwig)
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"I had imaginary friends and even they were mean to me."
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (2013) – Jane (Olivia Wilde)
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"Marriage is a triumph of imagination over intelligence."
The Big Wedding (2013) – Father Moinighan (Robin Williams)
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"Make sure to tip your waitresses. It's pretty funny when they fall over."
Last Vegas (2013) – Diana Boyle (Mary Steenbergen)
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"As the wise man once said, "So?""
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013) – Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell)
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"Marriage is like a phone call in the night – first comes the ring and then you wake up."
The Big Wedding (2013) – Don (Robert De Niro)
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"I don't get vests. Is it winter in your torso but summer in your arms?"
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 (2013) – Tim Lockwood (James Caan)
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"I'm a person people."
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013) – Chani Lastname (Kristen Wiig)
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"Thank God we can't tell the future or we'd never get out of bed."
August: Osage County (2013) – Barbara Weston (Julia Roberts)
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"Karma is a bitch, man."
The Best Man Holiday (2013) – Quentin (Terrence Howard)
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Check out the funniest movie quotes from other years:
2015, 2012, 2006