1996
“You got to learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.”
“There are too many mediocre things in this world to deal with, love shouldn't have to be one of them.”
“I am going to circumnavigate his soul until he is surrounded on all sides by my love.”
“All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.”
“Life can only be understood backwards.”
“What have you always wanted to know about and learn? Think about it.”
“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.”
“Be careful how you judge people, most of all friends. You don't sum up a man's life in one moment.”
“Unpopular speech is absolutely vital to the health of our nation.”
"Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved. These are not real women, all right? They're beauty freaks. And they make all us normal women with our wrinkles, our puckered boobs, and our cellulite feel somehow inadequate."